You can imagine what a beautifully crafted sex toy on the coffee table can do for conversation starters, but we know that that’s not for everyone. We’re not ashamed that we masturbate, but sometimes we prefer to keep those intimate “self-love” sessions to ourselves.
Let’s not forget that these toys that are designed for targeted stimulation can be coupled with partner play or penetrative sex.
You don’t have to compromise intensity levels for less sound. You can still carry on with your sex life without having an awkward conversation with the other people that live in your house, you know, like your roommates, kids, or worse… parents.
Here’s our list of the best discreet sex toys, vibrators, and clitoral stimulators that are whisper quiet.
International Sex Toy Day falls on November 4th, which means getting your next discreet sex toy is the perfect resolution to the cold weather that’s approaching.
These vibrators are small enough to fit in your palm, but they offer big-time pleasure. We’re sworn into secrecy about the magic behind this clitoral stimulation technology and our lips are sealed, but yours won’t be *wink wink*.
The SONA product family is easily our most popular. It stimulates over 75% of the female clitoris, which is more than the tip of an iceberg. We’ve received countless messages from women saying the SONA has given them the best orgasm of their lives. We’re not exaggerating here and you can read the reviews on your own.
We’re including the newest SONA 2 in our discreet line-up because we’ve adapted the size of the soft silicone tip to produce a more whisper quiet motor.
Did we mention it’s 100% water resistant? This vibrator makes shower time a lot more enjoyable.
SONA was designed for people who want deep, pulsating power. SILA was quickly created for those who like a teasing murmur to the climax. It is compared to real oral sex, as it uses super soft silicone.
It uses the same external stimulation technology but has a modified head that is wider on the tip of the clitoris. The vibration level is lower to help you orgasm. Pay attention to your body and move up! Enjoy exploring the various vibration speeds.
Pro tip: when you’re home alone, pair it with your favorite penetrative sex toy for extra stimulation. Now, that’s a Vibe. Literally.
MIA 2 is a lipstick-style vibrator that’s debatably the most discreet in our lineup. Because it looks like an actual tube of lipstick, you can keep it in your purse or on your bedside table without the fear of someone finding it and realizing it’s your little secret.
It’s also USB-chargeable, which means no cables, cords, or charging docs required. It’s ready to tease wherever you please, because clitoral stimulation can and should be this easy.
This bean-shaped, ergonomically-designed discreet vibrator is one of our favorite little sex toys. The LILY 2 fits comfortably in your hand and has a smooth, flat surface to stimulate the surrounding clitoris.
You can play with it in the tub because it’s fully waterproof, or nestle it between you and your lover during missionary.
It’s also infused with delicious fragrances that, paired with your natural scents, make for one arousing mental stimulation. It’s so cute it makes other clitoral stimulators a little jealous.
And if you’re feeling extra frisky but not quite ready for anal penetration or butt plugs, these vibrating toys can be used on the anus for added sensation. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!
While the TIANI was originally designed as a couples’ massager to be worn internally and externally on a female to stimulate both partners, it’s turned into quite the versatile toy.
Because it’s worn internally and stays secure against the clitoris, this little thing can even be worn in plain sight for our exhibitionists out there. It’s a great g spot vibrator.
The remote can be used to control the vibration settings, and you can also use it as a solo device or with your partner. The remote vibrates as well as controlling vibration settings.
Did we mention that it is available in 24k Gold? *heart eyes*
Although they may seem unusual, these are made for women who want stronger orgasms. They can also make discreet sex toys that set the mood.
Perhaps you have had a few children or discovered orgasming in your later years. The LELO Beads are made for you. The balls’ weights create vibrations that cause contractions in your pelvic floor muscles.
Kegel exercises can be incorporated into your daily schedule to help you stay active throughout the day. Because they work on kinetic energy rather than a quiet motor they can be whisper quiet.
Life’s a party, don’t let your privates miss out on the fun. Even if nobody knows you’re celebrating Sex Toy Day, throw a little get together with your favorite toys that are super quiet and don’t draw too much attention.
Whether you’re interested in a g spot vibrator, clitoral vibrator, or anal stimulator, LELO has you covered. See more sex toys and accessories for women
Donna is a Volonté contributor and freelancer who lives in San Francisco with her understanding husband and not-so-understanding teenage sons. Her work has been published by The Journal of Sexology. She is currently writing a book about love language.